A certain friend of mine who works at a certain public library not far from here sent this email to me, and I just had to share:
"Someone took a SHIT last night in the library. Way back in the 001s. Probably while we had the High Madrigals in the lobby singing holiday tunes. Pooping takes time... they had to yank down their pants, do the deed... wipe?... pull pants up. Then of course a skinny, clueless Page stepped in it without realizing and tracked poop all the way to the Circ desk. Gah. We've had patrons leave poop on the floor of the men's room, of course, but not back in the stacks."
P.S.- this makes the title of my blog very relevant.